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To: REGANBJ8@aol.com, healeys@autox.team.net
Subject: [Healeys] Friday Funnies
From: MBran89793@aol.com
Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2007 00:15:35 EDT
Subject: blonde  joke

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and  placed his order. He
> said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and  a pair of running
>  boards."
>
>    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,  went
> to the Kitchen and said to  the cook, "This guy out there just ordered
> three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of  running boards. What
> does he  think This place is ... An auto parts store?"
>
>    "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires are three pancakes, a  pair
> of headlights is two eggs  sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices
> of crisp bacon." "Oh, O K!" said the blonde. She thought  about it for a
> moment and then  Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the  customer.
>
>    The trucker asked, "What are the beans for blondie?" She  replied,
> "I thought while you  were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and
> running boards, you might as well gas  up!"
>







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