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Subject: [Healeys] Friday funny.
From: "James Lea" <clocks@midcoast.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2007 09:16:10 -0400
  Two blind pilots were both wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog 
and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.


  Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, 
the door closes and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing 
nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little 
practical joke. None is forthcoming.

  The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting 
in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the 
edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough 
into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

  At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers 
relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their 
magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is
  in good hands.


  In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya 
know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all 
gonna die." 
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