Subject: The Irish Doctor
>Subject: THE IRISH DOCTOR
>
>A doctor in Ireland wanted to take off work and go hunting, so
>he approached his assistant.
>
>"Patrick, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the
>clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all
>me patients".
>
>"Yes, sir!" answers Patrick.
>
>The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
>"So, Patrick, how was your day?"
>
>Patrick told him that he took care of three patients.
>
>"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
>"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
>
>"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir, "
>says Patrick.
>
>"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, and what about the third one?"
>asks the doctor.
>
>"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman
>enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything
>including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She
>spreads her legs and shouts:
>
>"HELP ME! ....... For five years I have not seen any man!"
>
>"Tunderin' Lard Jayzus, Patrick, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
>
>"I put drops in her eyes."
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