Isn't there a Pauline Hansen version of this somewhere?
On Sun, Mar 9, 2008 at 5:00 PM, <pennell@cox.net> wrote:
> Patrick,
>
> Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand partially.
>
> Keith Pennell
>
> > G'day
> >
> > It's Sunday evening and yes I know that I'm late for last Friday's
> Funnies
> > and way too early for next Friday's.
> >
> > So I though I would break with tradition by throwing in a Sunday night
> > funny. Having to go to work tomorrow, I need something. Perhaps this
> will
> > help?
> >
> > If not, they are bound to make you think.
> >
> > Hoo Roo
> >
> > Patrick Quinn
> > Sydney, Australia
> >
> > The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants
> were
> > asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and
> supply a
> > witty definition.
> >
> > Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand entirely:
> >
> > Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
> >
> > Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet.
> >
> > Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
> >
> > Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
> >
> > Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
> >
> > Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn
> around
> > the floor
> >
> > Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in
> > search of sexual activity.
> >
> > Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
> > crustaceans
> >
> > Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's above
> average
> > when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
> >
> > Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
> >
> > And for the Kiwi's amongst us: Shornbag: a particularly
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