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Subject: [Healeys] Early (or late) Friday Funny
From: Bob Spidell <bspidell@comcast.net>
Date: Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:02:58 -0700
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If I leave this in my inbox I'll forget about it ...<br>
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Subject:</b> Diction</div>
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<div><font face="Arial" size="2"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">THINGS
THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:<br>
1. Innovative<br>
2. Preliminary<br>
3. Proliferation<br>
4. Cinnamon <br>
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THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:<br>
1. Specificity<br>
2. Anti-constitutionalistically<br>
3. Passive-aggressive disorder<br>
4. Transubstantiate<br>
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THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: <br>
1. No thanks, I'm married. <br>
2. Nope, no more booze for me!<br>
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.<br>
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.<br>
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?<br>
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.<br>
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.<br>
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no<br>
coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!<br>
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot<br>
or on the side of the road.<br>
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning </font><br>
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Bob Spidell           San Jose, CA            <a 
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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything 
that counts can be counted." -- Albert Einstein
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