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Subject: [Healeys] Friday funnies
From: amalin at mac.com (Al Malin)
Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2011 22:54:06 -0500
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland
Security
Terrorist Plots Discovered           0
Transvestites                           133
Hernias                                  1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                 3,172
Enlarged Prostates                8,249
Breast Implants                   59,350
Natural Blondes                           3




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