ISDN connection: It Still Does Nothing
DOS: Defunct Operating System
Keyboard: Standard way to input computer errors
Disk crash: Typical computer response to any critical deadline
386: Average IQ needed to understand a PC
GUI: What your computer becomes after you spill coffee on it
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate
Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become
obsolete
Jon E. Wennerberg
Seldom Seen Slim Land Speed Racing
#436 M/PS/G 1340 CC
Marquette, Michigan 49855
(That's Way Up North)
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