I've always said land speed racers are extremely bright people. You're
right Glen.
Wes
On Jun 24, 2006, at 12:42 PM, Glen Barrett wrote:
> No land speed racer in his right mine would do this!!!
> Glen
> Subject: Zero to 200
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>
>
> Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was
> really
> angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway
> that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
>
> The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
> up, she
> looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
> gift-wrapped in
> the middle of the driveway.
>
> Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and
> brought the
> box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
> scale.
>
>
>
> Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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