On Sunday, October 15, 2006, at 04:55 PM, Askotto@aol.com wrote:
> That would hurt and the lightning bolts would surely screw up the CB
> How about when the "Toilet timer" says it's time to go, instead of
> electrocuting the person, the door would "ottomatically" fly open and
> the spring
> loaded toilet seat would shoot you out the door onto the salt. If you
> happened to
> be standing instead of sitting, the seat would smack you in the balls
> still get the message across. The door would be open so everybody in
> line could
> enjoy your pain!
> After a few em"barrassing" times you would speed things up. I think
> outlawing Hot Rod magazines in the porto's would be a big step too!
Man - o - man, I'm impressed with the good input we're getting on the
porta-potty issue. J.D., why didn't you ever think to open up this
subject for discussion?
Otto, if you'd like to join our committee I think you'd be welcome.
Maybe we could have you act as head (if you know what I mean)
librarian/Sergeant-at-Arms/enforcer. Glen's turned down the job I
offered him, so maybe we need to cast about for someone to fill the
"Toilet Timer" position. It'd be a sit-down job, for sure.
Seldom Seen Slim Land Speed Racing
(that's 'way up north)