Roger's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in
Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it
with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around
to see a big black bear. The black bear says "You've got 2 choices.
One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex." Roger bends over for the
bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
Roger heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear
and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge
grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big
mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have
sex." Roger bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes
quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged.
Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots
him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns
around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says "You
don't really come here for the hunting, do you?