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Subject: Fwd: The Irishman
From: RobMGB <RobMGB@aol.com>
Date: Wed, 8 Apr 1998 22:37:48 EDT
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In a message dated 98-04-07 17:39:18 EDT, RBYRUM8612 writes:

<< 
 An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and
sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.  The bartender
asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better
if you bought one at a time."
 The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.  One is in
America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left
home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."
 The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
 The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: he
orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
 One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and
fall silent.
 When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on
your great loss."
 The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and
he laughs. "Oh, no." he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking." >>


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Subject: Fwd: The Irishman
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Subject: The Irishman
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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and
sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.  The bartender
asks him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better
if you bought one at a time."
The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers.  One is in America,
the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we
promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank
together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way: he
orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and
fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I
don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on
your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he
laughs. "Oh, no." he says, "Everyone's fine. I've just quit drinking."

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