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Does this sound like your car?

Subject: Does this sound like your car?
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1998 20:14:28 EST
 The Top Ten Reasons to Buy a New Car
  10.  Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
   9.  Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your
  steering wheel.
   8.  You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
   7.  15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
   6.  When you gas up, the attendant asks "Can I re-duct tape that windshield
  for you"?
   5.  Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
   4.  While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking
  if anyone was hurt.
   3.  For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom'
  noises while in the driveway.
   2.  You keep losing dates on left turns.
   1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning

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