Wow Ed,. Must say that I prefer your normal crabby, sharp-tongued self. Much
more amusing too. Don't give up your day job. John
JustBrits@aol.com wrote:
> A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the
> oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of
> the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
> After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees
> an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something
> cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and
> sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with
> his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas
> station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks
> up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies,
> "it's just
> ice cream."
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