As a Linux user myself, let me suggest a slight modification to your suggestion:
Simon (using Gentoo Linux on this machine, Ubuntu on others).
On 1/19/07, David Breneman <email@example.com> wrote:
> --- Monte/Jane Morris <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> > First off; I consider myself internet savy, but mostly computer
> > illiterate,
> > so you'll have to talk SLOWLY:-).
> > My problem is that I need new antivirus software
> OK, Slowly:
> L - I - N - U - X .
> David Breneman email@example.com
> Everyone is raving about the all-new Yahoo! Mail beta.