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[oletrucks] Off Subject: Humor. . .again. . .

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Subject: [oletrucks] Off Subject: Humor. . .again. . .
From: MarkNoakes@aol.com
Date: Wed, 3 Nov 1999 18:57:09 EST
Tim. . .hope you don't mind my using your rejoinder as an intro/excuse to 
send another. . .no rebuke yet. . .


In a message dated 11/3/99 10:22:43 AM, you wrote:

<<I've personally missed this part of oletrucks! Why don't you put me on your
"humor list" to forward to if others at oletrucks don't appreciate the "off
subject" material. Thanks again, Mark. ( I just thought you lost your sense
of humor!!!)

           '50 chev 1/2 t dlx>>

Here's one that I sent my wife. . .who is blonde and a chemical engineer and 
sometimes explains her neural lapses by claiming that "the blonde is 
momentarily holding the engineer hostage". . . .or by claiming that she is 
having a "blonde" moment. . .

>>A blonde was driving her car home one night when she suddenly
>>found herself in the middle of a really bad hail storm.  The hail stones
>>were as big as golf balls.  Her car was dented badly.  The next day
>>she took it to a repair shop.  The repair guy, noticing that she was
>>blond, decided to have some fun. He told her to blow into the tail
>>pipe really hard when she got home, and the dents would pop out.
>>When she got home she started blowing into the tail pipe, and her
>>blonde girl friend saw her.  Her friend was startled and said  "What
>>are you doing?" and thinking the worst. She told her the repair guy
>>had told her to blow into the tail pipe really hard and the dents would
>>pop out. Her girl friend said, "Well duhhhh...you need to roll up the
>>windows first."
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