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Date: Thursday, September 20, 2001 12:16 AM
Subject: Chihuahua
>A man woke up to find a gorilla in his backyard tree. He phoned the
>nearest
>> >S.P.C.A. The service man arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair
>of
>> >handcuffs and a shotgun.
>> >"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb
>the
>tree
>> >and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground.
>The
>> >Chihuahua has been trained to go straight for his private parts.
>When the
>> >gorilla crosses his hands to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs
>on
>> >him."
>> >"Got it! But what's the shotgun for?" asked the homeowner.
>> >"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the service man
>said,
>> >"Shoot
>> >the Chihuahua!"
>
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>GIF89a
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