LOL- Ha ha-that was a good one!
Hmmm....I don't wear a hat when Nigel and I are out and about...
Speaking of Nigel and I being out and about-we got our first (and hopefully
last!) speeding ticket this morning! The CHP was really nice though-didn't
cite me fo lack of rear view mirror or for the amount of noise my monzas
make-was going 19 miles over the limit but gave me a ticket for 4!
Complimented the car twice and mentioned how nice I was (Yeah-I'm nice!)
Have a good day!
Laura G.
----- Original Message -----
From: Joe Curry <spitlist@gte.net>
To: Philip E. Barnes <peb3@cornell.edu>; Ross Vincenti <RVincenti@lbfc.com>
Cc: Spitfire List <spitfires@autox.team.net>; Triumph List
<triumphs@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, June 25, 1999 10:29 AM
Subject: Re: Porch!
Joe Said:
> "Which brings to mind the "Hat Joke"."
>
To which "Philip E. Barnes" replied:
>
> ...which would be...?
and Ross Vincenti chimed in:
>
> Okay, I'll bite. Give it up, Joe. Hat Joke?
Ok, at the risk of being branded too Risqué for the list, here goes:
Three guys who just finished a sports car rally decided to stop in at
the local pub for a cool one. They parked their respective sports cars
and walked together toward the watering hole, when they were suddenly
greeted by a totally naked woman falling from an upper window of the
building and landing on her back very dead.
Being the consummate gentleman, the Triumph owner took off his British
cap and placed it over her left boob. The MG owner followed suit and
placed his cap over the woman's right boob. Not to be outdone, the
Porsche owner took off his cap and placed it over her crotch area.
When the investigating officer arrived he started examining the corpse.
He looked under the Triumph cap and replaced it and moved n to the MG
cap. He again replaced it and lifted the Porsche cap. A strange look
came across his face as he replaced the cap. he again looked under the
Porsche cap and scratched his head.
Puzzled by the cop's expression the three sports car drivers asked in
unison, "Is there something wrong, officer?" To which the copper
replied, This is the first time I've looked under a Porsche hat and
found anything other than a "Prick"
Now it seems perfectly obvious that the joke implies that all Porsche
drivers are "Pricks", but hidden in the subtlety of the joke is the
assumption that MG and Triumph Drivers are "boobs" Hmmmm!
Cheers,
Joe
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