Try watering them with Viagra!!!
Fred Thomas wrote:
> Listers, when your wife goes away for a week and you only remember to water
> the flowers on the first day she is gone, is there anyway to rejuenate these
> things, get them to stand-up again quickly, she is due home at 1:p.m. today,
> 6 days without water hurts these lttle things. Also I have a water stain on
> the window sill due to no container under the plastic plant there, is this
> removable ?? Grease & plants due not mix at all. "FT"
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