In a message dated 8/27/99 11:18:08 AM Eastern Daylight Time,
patrick.elliott@attws.com writes:
<< Recent
epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol
kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first. >>
Ahh true, Patrick, but research also shows that consumption of LIGHT beer
indicates a massive loss of the quickest and strongest brain cells prior to
ordering, thus eliminating this phenomenom and insuring a steady supply of
slower and weaker brain cells. The study was duplicated only in America
where intelligent taste buds have also been proven by solid study to have
waned.
8^)
--David
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