Except that they would have to chance the name to "My Lover the Car". I just
don't think I think about my mother that way ;-)
- Bryan
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>To: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
>CC: Glen Byrns <grbyrns@ucdavis.edu>, Spridgets <spridgets@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Re: OK, JOKES OVER!!!
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>Man! if he had be one of the writers for "My Mother the Car" it would probably
>still be on the air today, ..................... as a Soap Opera!! <G>
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>Larry Macy wrote:
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>> Now we know who writes all those letters in Penthouse
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>> Anonymous
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>> At this exact moment in time 1/27/00 11:13 PM, grbyrns@ucdavis.edu made
>> the profound statement:
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>> >I confess. I did it. I brought down the bad weather for others by enjoying
>> >our good weather too much.
>> >
>> >When I got home for lunch today, the sun was out, the sky was blue.... I
>> >parked the Volvo way to the side of the driveway to leave room to back the
>> >Bugeye out of the garage. Opening the garage door with hushed anticipation,
>> >I gazed over the newly paneled interior (thanks Frank C.)and my heart began
>> >to thump in my chest. Slowly I unzipped the tonneau cover, opening the
>> >snaps one by one. Gently I rolled it up and set it aside. This ride was to
>> >be TOTALLY open. The little silver key, now dangling alone on a separate
>> >little ring (thanks Rick W.) teased and begged to be turned. NO! First a
>> >gently but firm pull of the choke to just the right spot and a short tug on
>> >the starter to stir the blood in its veins. Now grasping the key between my
>> >trembling fingers, I turned it. The little red light told me now was the
>> >moment... and I pulled the starter button. The red light was overcome by
>> >the rush of energy pouring from the alternator (Frank C.) as the engine
>> >started on the second rotation (thanks PO). I let out the breath I didn't
>> >realize I had been holding and eased in the choke. A smooth and steady idle
>> >purred beneath the hood (Crane Cams) and sent a vibration up my spine (bad
>> >motor mounts). My breath now was coming in ragged gasps as I...
>> >
>> >Oops! coffee water is hot, gotta go now.
>> > Regards, Glen Byrns
>> >
>> >
>> >Brad Fornal wrote:
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>> >>I don't know which of you jokers was so mad about me cruisin' around
>> >>with the top down and in a short sleeve shirt Saturday that you send
>> >>down all this damn snow. You mean, vindictive, rotten, um,
>> >>............er, ............. Montana Bob YOU!! Who ever you are, I
>> >>want you to come down here and get all this snow, NOW!!!! You don't
>> >>need to fess up here on the list, and I really don't need to know who
>> >>you are, just come down tonight, I'll keep my eyes closed, PROMISE. When
>> >>I wake up in the morning I want all this white crap gone... That's it,
>> >>nothing more, I live in Texas for the LBC weather, I don't need this. I
>> >>want my top down again (:^(
>> >>
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