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Fw: Guinness! (No LBC)

To: "Spridgets" <Spridgets@autox.team.net>
Subject: Fw: Guinness! (No LBC)
Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 18:24:03 -0500
Organization: Prodigy Internet
For all the Guinness drinkers out there!!!

>
> Two Irishmen, Pat & Mike, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic
> escape
> from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
Pat
> stumbled across an old lamp.  Secretly hoping that a genie would appear,
he
> rubbed the lamp vigorously.  To the amazement of Pat, a genie came forth.
This
> particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish,
> not the standard three.
>
> Without giving much thought to the matter, Pat blurted out, "Make the
entire
> ocean into Guinness!" The genie lapped his hands with a deafening crash,
and
> immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by
> mortals.
>
> Simultaneously, the genie vanished.  Only the gentle lapping of Guinness
> on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their
> circumstances.
> Mike looked disgustedly at Pat whose wish had been granted.
>
> After along, tension-filled moment, he spoke:"Nice going Pat! Now we're
going
> to have to piss in the boat."



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