Great list-o-fun things to do. I would only change one thing. When you
look at the guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk what aisle the ski
masks are on.
Mike MacLean-60 Sprite
RBHouston@aol.com wrote:
> Things to do at Walmart while your wife / husband / significant other is
> taking their sweet time shopping...
>
> Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
> they're not looking.
>
> Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
>
> Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>
> Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I
> think we have a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
>
> Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and
> turn the volumes to 10.
>
> Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap.
>
> Put a package of M & M's on layaway.
>
> Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only
> invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
> won't you people leave me alone?"
>
> Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while
> you pick your nose.
>
> Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
> battlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.
>
> While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he
> knows where the anti-depressants are.
>
> Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission
> Impossible."
>
> Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.
>
> In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different
> sized funnels.
>
> Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "Pick
> me! Pick me!!!!"
>
> When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
>
> Go into the fitting room and yell real loud . . . . . . "Hey, we're
> out of toilet paper in here!"
>
> Happy Holidays
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