rite of passage

last night..i became an american..
i joined the ranks of the elite few..
i fullfilled the american dream of every male..
i earned my rite of passage into middle age middle class mature adult manhood...

last night ...i installed a keg and ale tap in my garage fridge! 
((now ive got to keep away from getting a beer gut!))
anyone know where i can find a naked redhead tap handle?

p.s. if anyone stops by..we either serve Great Lakes "burning river" or my 
homebrew..
R(wnik)Kansa/RCCSA