Two priests died at the same time and met SaintPeter at the Pearly
Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our
computer's down. You'llhave to go back to Earth for about a week, but you
can't go
back as priests. What'll it be?"
The first priest says,"I've always wanted to be an eagle,soaring
above the Rocky mountains."
"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any
of this week 'count', St. Peter?"
"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way wecan keep
track of what you're doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I'vealways wanted to be a
stud."
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St.
Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have anytrouble
locating them?" He asks.
"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere
over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second onecould
prove to be more difficult."
"Why?" asketh the Lord.
"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."
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