Mass. murders?
Robert D.
> ----- Original Message -----
> > This is kinda weird, but a friend last week told me how he planned
to
> do
> > it. Put the chipper on board his boat, then invite the wife for a ride.
> > Knock her off, and put the body through the chipper, distributing the
> remains
> > into the water as chum. Next take the chipper apart and drop it in the
> water
> > piece by piece while cruising along. Probably couldn't be found by
Robert
> > Ballard that way. Of course this is all hypothetical ... I think.
> > Don't do it the way a guy here in Mass. did a couple of years ago.
He
> > did the wife in, cut her up with a sawzall and her body was never found
> > despite the fact the police dug up his cellar. Trouble was, the sawzall
> was
> > borrowed from his neighbor and left traces of the deceased's DNA on the
> > blade. Husband was convicted last week.
> > Then there's the other guy locally who picked a woman up at a bar
and
> > took her home with him. Killed her and put her body in a trash barrel.
> Only
> > problem was he took the trash out in the daytime and his upstairs
neighbor
> > saw the woman's leg hanging out of the barrel and called the cops.
> > Of course there's the guy who staked his wife's innards out in the
> back
> > yard after he killed her. Reason: she overcooked the pasta! (where's
> Soave
> > when you need him?)
> > Or how about the guy whose wife disappeared without a clue until one
> > night he brought the bloody mattress on which he killed her out to the
> woods
> > behind his home, right into the arms of the State Police who had staked
> him
> > out for about 2 weeks.
> > Then there's the guy who invited a woman along for a sailboat
cruise.
> > They found her body half eaten by crabs and tied with the boat's anchor
> > chain. This genius' excuse: she got tied up in one of the boat's
lines,
> > fell overboard, and drowned. He was so afraid no one would believe his
> story
> > he tied her up in the anchor chain and dropped her overboard. Guess
what?
> > The jury didn't believe his story either.
> > We got a bunch of 'em here in Mass., topped by the unforgettable
Chuck
> > Stuart who shot his wife after attending birthing classes, shot himself
in
> > the stomach and called the Boston cops on his car phone. Launched a
> massive
> > hunt for the black guy he said did the deed. At least when the truth
came
> > out, he jumped off a bridge saving my tax money from incarcerating his
> sorry
> > *ss.
> >
> >
> > Rick
> >
> > In a message dated 6/6/02 11:42:45 AM, RBHouston@aol.com writes:
> >
> > <<In a message dated 06/05/2002 9:12:59 PM Mountain Daylight Time,
> > wsthompson@thicko.com writes:
> >
> >
> > > If I'd had a pit in my garage (and maybe a woodchipper), I suspect my
> > > divorce might have gone a bit differently...
> > >
> > > WST
> > >
> >
> > With a good enough wood chipper and a garden, you don't even need the
> pit...
> > ..............I hear............
> >
> > Robert Houston
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