I haven't "junked" up the Spridget mailbox for a long time, but these are just
toooo funny!!!
Bev Cleary
----- Original Message -----
From Tim Murray
To: Gene & Teresa
Cc: Steve Price ; Cleary, Jack ; Mom ; Mike & Tammy
Sent: Thursday, January 16, 2003 4:50 PM
Subject: (no subject)
HAVING A BAD DAY...?
There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients
always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11am, regardless
of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths occurred around 11 A. M. on Sundays.
So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of
the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11am, all
doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves
what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden
crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday
sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he
could use the vacuum cleaner.
Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill
in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
STILL think you're having a bad day?
Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to
a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke
loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two
hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
What? STILL having a bad day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better
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