What do you call a Fiat at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What do you call 2 Fiats at the top of a hill?
Science Fiction
What do you call 3 Fiats at the top of a hill?
A salvage yard.
What are the last 6 pages in the Fiat owners manual?
Bus and Train Schedules.
How do you get a Fiat to go 60 mph?
Push it off a cliff.
Then there was the guy who got a new gas cap for his Fiat.
Pretty good trade, huh!
How do you get spare parts for a Fiat?
Follow another one around.
What will we have when we combine Chrysler and Fiat?
A large car that won't start.
What is the difference between a Fiat and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can close the door on the Jehovah's Witness.
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Cheers!!
Jim
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am
not
sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
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