>A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large
>sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order!
>When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts
>on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks
>into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
>The restaurant owner comes storming out of the
>kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps
>five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me
>this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the
>first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"
Scott Paceley * spaceley@uiuc.edu * 217-333-8759 * Champaign, Illinois
graphic design, photography, photo-illustration
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