The Talking Clock

["Irv Korey" <emanteno@ibm.net>]

> The talking clock............. 

>  A man was showing some friends his apartment. One guest asked
>  "What's that big brass basin for?"
>  "That's the talking clock," answered the man. He gave it an ear 
>  shattering pound with a hammer. Suddenly, a voice on the other
>  side of the wall screamed,  
>  "Knock it off! Don't you know that it's 2 a.m., you asshole?!"