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The Faithful Husband and the Rolls Royce
There were once these 3 men -- One day, they were all involved in a tragic
car accident in which all 3 died.
Now, they all stood at the gates of heaven. An angel came up to them and
said, "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around
heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport
chosen accordingly."
The angel looked at the 1st man and said, "You, were a bad man! You cheated
on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old
beat up Dodge."
The angel next looked at the 2nd and said, "You, were not quite as bad. But
since you cheated on your wife two times, you will forever travel around
heaven in a Toyota station wagon."
The angel finally looked at the 3rd man, and said, "You, Sir, have set a
fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never
cheated on your wife! For this, you will travel through heaven in a Roll
Royce."
A short time later, the first two men pull up in their cars next to The 3rd
man's Rolls. There he was, sitting on the hood of the car, head in hands,
crying.
"What's wrong?" they asked. "You got the Rolls! You're set forever, man! Why
so down?"
He looked up, with his eyes puffy from his crying, slowly opened his mouth
and said ... "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board."
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