> An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a
> good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
>
> Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from,
> back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you
> buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
>
> The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
>
> Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from,
> there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At
> Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink,
> Vinny buys you anudda drink."
>
> Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
>
> Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from,
> there's this place called Kowalski's. At Kowalski's, they buy you your
> first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink,
> and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
>
> "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to
> you?"
>
> "No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
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