> > > >
> > > >
> > > > SMOKING IN THE RAIN
> > > > Two old ladies were outside their nursing home
> > > > having a smoke, when it
> > > > started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a
> > > > condom, cut off the
> > > > end, put it over her cigarette, and continued
> > > > smoking.
> > > > Lady 1: What's that?
> > > > Lady 2: A condom.
> > > > Lady 1: Where'd you get it?
> > > > Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
> > > > The next day, Lady 1 hobbled into the local
> > > > drugstore and announced to
> > > > the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package
> > > > of condoms.
> > > > The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was,
> > > > after all,
> > > > in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she
> > > > preferred.
> > > >
> > > > Doesn't matter, she replied, as long as it
> > > > fits a Camel.
> > > > The druggist fainted.
> > >
> > >
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