petition for a name change

["Wm. Severin Thompson" <wsthompson@thicko.com>]

To all,

Craig "Eddie Haskell" Bielat has suggested a nickname for the newly
appointed Barb Nevoral, "as the Beaver"

Craig has suggested "Mrs. Cleavage". Obviously there's a story to tell here,
and either we cover Craig with a blanket and beat him with a ball peen
hammer to get this story, or Barb agrees to "skin to win" to settle this
impending controversy...

Flounder