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Fw: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

To: "Gerry Brazil" <gerrybraz@voyager.net>
Subject: Fw: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
From: "Dan Neuhaus" <dannyneu@mwci.net>
Date: Tue, 25 Jan 2000 19:10:51 -0600
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>  THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY . . .
>     Good:       Your wife is pregnant
>     Bad:         It's triplets
>     Ugly:        You had a vasectomy five years ago
>  
>     Good:       Your wife's not talking to you
>     Bad:         She wants a divorce
>     Ugly:        She's a lawyer
>  
>    Good:       Your son is finally maturing
>    Bad:         He's involved with the woman next door
>    Ugly:        So are you
>  
>    Good:       Your son studies a lot in his room
>    Bad:         You find several porn movies hidden there.
>    Ugly:        You're in them
>  
>    Good:       Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
>    Bad:         You can't find your birth control pills
>    Ugly:        Your daughter borrowed them
>  
>    Good:       Your husband understands fashion
>    Bad:         He's a cross-dresser
>    Ugly:        He looks better than you
>  
>    Good:       You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
>    Bad:         She keeps interrupting
>    Ugly:        With corrections
>  
>    Good:       The postman's early
>    Bad:         He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
>    Ugly:        You gave him nothing for Christmas
>  
>    Good:       Your son is dating someone new
>    Bad:          It's another man
>    Ugly:         He's your best friend
>  
>    Good:        Your daughter got a job
>    Bad:          As a hooker
>    Ugly:         Your coworkers are her best clients
>    Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do
>   
> 
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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY . . .
   Good:       Your wife is pregnant
   Bad:         It's triplets
   Ugly:        You had a vasectomy five years ago

   Good:       Your wife's not talking to you
   Bad:         She wants a divorce
   Ugly:        She's a lawyer

  Good:       Your son is finally maturing
  Bad:         He's involved with the woman next door
  Ugly:        So are you

  Good:       Your son studies a lot in his room
  Bad:         You find several porn movies hidden there.
  Ugly:        You're in them

  Good:       Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
  Bad:         You can't find your birth control pills
  Ugly:        Your daughter borrowed them

  Good:       Your husband understands fashion
  Bad:         He's a cross-dresser
  Ugly:        He looks better than you

  Good:       You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
                  daughter
  Bad:         She keeps interrupting
  Ugly:        With corrections

  Good:       The postman's early
  Bad:         He's wearing fatigues and carrying a
                  shotgun
  Ugly:        You gave him nothing for Christmas

  Good:       Your son is dating someone new
  Bad:          It's another man
  Ugly:         He's your best friend

  Good:        Your daughter got a job
  Bad:          As a hooker
  Ugly:         Your coworkers are her best clients
  Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do


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