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> > Wedding Dress
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> > A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night goes to his mother
> > with the
> > following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
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> > The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that
> > your bride is pure."
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> > The son thanks his mom and goes off to double-check this with his
> > father. "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
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> > The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household
> > appliances come in white."
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