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To: "Fred Thomas" <vafred@erols.com>,
Subject: FW: joke!
From: "Ken Gano" <kengano@mcleodusa.net>
Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 11:43:42 -0500
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This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building.
He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the
window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into
the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over
to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he
re-appears and repeats the whole thing. About half an hour
later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says,
"hey, how the heck are you doing that?!" The first guy responds,
"oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it
makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just
hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down
to the sidewalk." "WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try
that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the
window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below. The
bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman,
you're an asshole when you're drunk."


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