There was this guy with a black eye boarding a plane bound for Pittsburgh.
Sitting down, he noticed that the guy sitting next to him also had a black
eye.
"This is really a coincidence," he said to the man. "Here we both are on a
plane to Pittsburgh, assigned to seats next to each other, and we both have
black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
"Actually I just got mine," said the man. "It was a tongue twister accident.
This morning when I got to the ticket counter there was this beautiful, tall
blonde there with the most massive breasts I've ever seen. I was a little
flustered, I guess, and instead of saying 'I'd like two tickets to
Pittsburgh,' I said 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh' and she socked me a
good one!"
"Boy, the coincidences just keep coming," said the first man. "I also got
mine this morning and it was a tongue twister accident as well! This morning
at breakfast I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass me a bowl of Frosties,
honey.' Instead I said 'You've ruined my life, you ugly bitch!'"
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