hey wait....booby jo's name is mary...what do you know i dont...
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From: Irv Korey [mailto:emanteno@attglobal.net]
Sent: Thursday, January 04, 2001 4:32 PM
To: Thickos
Subject: The Blind Man
> A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter,
> who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him
> a menu.
>
> "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just
> bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it
> and order from there."
>
> A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile
> and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table
> and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and
> takes in a deep breath.
>
> "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
>
> Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen.
> The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had
> just happened.
>
> The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
>
> Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner
> mistakenly brings him a menu again.
>
> "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
>
> "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty
> fork."
>
> The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
>
> After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells
> great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
>
> Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is
> screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time
> the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
>
> The blind man eats and leaves.
>
> He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him
> coming and runs to the kitchen.
>
> He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I
> take it to the blind man."
>
> Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man
> walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
>
> "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already
> have the fork ready for you."
>
> The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and
> says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here!"
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