This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He
rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The
guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the mutt replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years
running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.Had a wife, a mess of
puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but
asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"
The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
--
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