Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when a crazed
Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and
breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview
the boy.
"Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal", he starts writing in
his notebook. But I'm not a Cub Fan the little boy replies. Sorry but since
we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter and starts
writing again.
"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he writes in his notebook.
But I'm not a Sox Fan either, the little boy replies. Sorry but since we're
in Chicago, I just assumed you were, says the reporter and starts writing
again.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack", he writes in his
notebook.
I'm not a Bears Fan either, says the boy. Oh......I assumed everyone in
Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears.
What team do you root for the reporter asked?
I'm a Packers fan the boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his
notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
Jim H
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