In a message dated 96-07-24 17:39:46 EDT, email@example.com (Sholtes IV) writes:
<< Upon discovery of this idealized location for his wayward dis-
tributor, our intrepid mechanic secures it thusly. Secure in the
knowledge that he has set things right (literally and figuratively)
he rides his trusty motor car off into the sunset in search of big-
ger and better deeds to perform in his personal pursuit of world
peace, harmony, and optimum ignition timing... >>
......and, no doubt, wondering WHY he bought that timing light.
But wait...what is that sound?...that faint echoing laughter?...could
it be the ghost of Mr. Lucas ?
Thanks to Joe, Jim, TJ and others for explaining static timing, thus
sheding light on The Black Art
Hail Lucas Prince of Darkness !