Wadam wahler wrote:
>
> >From: SMediana@aol.com
> >Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 00:13:16 -0500
> >To: adamw@a2a.com, Studiotri@aol.com, mediana@students.uiuc.edu,
> > pszczepa@cisco.com, MPAZ@mail.bolling.af.mil, Rpilar@ix.netcom.com,
> > Lewjacq@aol.com, SENAUDREY@aol.com
> >Subject: Fwd: Don't Break the Chain -Forwarded
> >Status:
> >
> >
> >---------------------
> >Forwarded message:
> >Subj: Fwd: Don't Break the Chain -Forwarded
> >Date: 96-11-27 13:03:01 EST
> >From: SafeDav
> >To: SMediana
> >
> >
> >---------------------
> >Forwarded message:
> >From: hawk@terminal.cz (John Hawkes)
> >To: safedav@aol.com
> >Date: 96-11-27 06:05:59 EST
> >
> >
> >>>>
> >>>>PLEASE READ THESE TIDBITS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. DON'T BE THE ONE WHO
> >>>>BREAKS THE CHAIN AND ENDS THE GOOD LUCK!
> >>>>
> >>>>IMPORTANT: Do not keep this message, pass it on to five people.
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when
> >>>> you can't drink and drive?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead
> >>>> of parachutes?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
> >>>> prohibited there?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
> >>>> situations?
> >>>>
> >>>> * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work
> >>>> in the mornings?
> >>>>
> >>>> * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are
> >>>> there locks on the doors?
> >>>>
> >>>> * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
> >>>>
> >>>> * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
> >>>> stick to the pan?
> >>>>
> >>>> * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped
> >>>> it from a height, what would happen?
> >>>>
> >>>> * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what
> >>>> happens when you turn on the headlights?
> >>>>
> >>>> * You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the
> >>>> protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the
> >>>> drive-up ATM?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's
> >>>> called a shipment, but when you transport something by
> >>>> ship, it's called cargo?
> >>>>
> >>>> * You know that little indestructible black box that is
> >>>> used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
> >>>> of the same substance?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an
> >>>> address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
> >>>>
> >>>> * Did you know who in 1923 was:
> >>>>
> >>>> 1. President of the largest steel company?
> >>>> 2. President of the largest gas company?
> >>>> 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
> >>>> 4. Greatest wheat speculator?
> >>>> 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
> >>>> 6. Great Bear of Wall Street?
> >>>>
> >>>> * These men should have been considered some of the world's
> >>>> most successful men. At least they found the secret of
> >>>> making money. Now more than 55 years later, do you know
> >>>> what has become of these men?
> >>>>
> >>>> 1. The President of the largest steel company,
> >>>> Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
> >>>> 2. The President of the largest gas company,
> >>>> Edward Hopson, is insane.
> >>>> 3. The President of the N.Y.S.E.,
> >>>> Richard Whitney, was released from prison to
> >>>> die at home.
> >>>> 4. The greatest wheat speculator,
> >>>> Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
> >>>> 5. The President of the Bank of International
> >>>> Settlement shot himself.
> >>>> 6. The Great Bear of Wall Street,
> >>>> Cosabee Rivermore, died of suicide.
> >>>>
> >>>> * The same year, 1923, the winner of the most
> >>>> important golf championship, Gene Sarazan, won the
> >>>> U.S. Open and PGA Tournaments. Today he is still
> >>>> playing golf and is solvent.
> >>>>
> >>>> CONCLUSION: STOP WORRYING ABOUT BUSINESS AND
> >>>> START PLAYING GOLF
> >>>>
> >>>> * This letter originated in The Netherlands, has been passed
> >>>> around the world at least 20 times, bringing good luck to
> >>>> everyone who Passed it on.
> >>>>
> >>>> * Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just have your
> >>>> wonderful, efficient cpu make five additional copies and
> >>>> send it to five of your friends to whom you wish good luck.
> >>>> You will see that something good happens to you four days
> >>>> from now if the chain is not broken.
> >>>>
> >>>> This is not a joke. You will receive good luck in four
> >>>> days.
> >
> >John Hawkes
> >Bar Manager
> >Terminal Bar, Internet Cafe s.r.o
> >02/231-8890 tel.
> >02/231-1774 fax
> >hawk@terminal.cz
> >http://www.terminal.cz
> >
What the hell do you think you're doing forwarding this crap to the
Triumph mail list?! If I wanted this garbage, I'd hang out at junior
high schools. Come on, chat's fine, but let's keep it enthusiast
related. What's the matter, you couldn't find five friends to dump this
stuff on?
With consternation,
Shawn Mann
1979 Spitfire 1500
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