What State mottos should be...
Since they put state mottos on license plates and you hava to have a
license plate on an LBC, this is LBC related, right? Enjoy anyway, that is
until you come to your favorite state, then you can be offended - but
please don't blame me, I'm just passing it on.
>What State Mottos SHOULD Be
>At Least We're not Mississippi
>11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
>Litterasy Ain't Everthing
>As Seen on TV
>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
>Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
>Ask Us About Our Grandkids
>We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
>(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
>More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure
>Gateway to Iowa
>2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>Land of James T. Kirk
>First Of The Rectangle States
>Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
>A Thinking Man's Delaware
>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
>First Line of Defense From the Canadians
>Come Feel Better About Your Own State
>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
>Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
>Ask About Our State Motto Contest
>Whores and Poker!
>Go Away and Leave Us Alone
>You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
>Lizards Make Excellent Pets
>You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
>Tobacco is a Vegetable
>Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
>Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
>Like the Play, only No Singing
>Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
>Cook With Coal
>We're Not REALLY An Island
>Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
>Closer Than North Dakota
>The Educashun State
>Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
>Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
>Wanna Be Mayor?
>One Big Happy Family -- Really!
>Come Cut Our Cheese