The British Military writes Officer Fitness Reports (OFR's).
The form used for Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.
The following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's"
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*       His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
*       I would not breed from this Officer.
*       This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't-be.
*       When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change
whichever foot was previously in there.
*       He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his
entire
satisfaction.
*       He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
*       Technically sound, but socially impossible.
*       This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always
spinning
around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.
*       This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
*       When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny;
since then he has aged considerably.
*       This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from
port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
*       Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started
to
dig.
*       She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them.
*       He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
*       This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the
better.
*       In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below
250
feet.
*       The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship.
*       Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a
rat
in a trap
*       This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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