I have a better question than #3: if the past few decades have been called
the Nineties, the Eighties, etc. - what do we call the upcoming decade? The
From: Arthur H. Smith [SMTP:email@example.com]
Sent: May 10, 1999 5:15 PM
To: triumphs; SPITFIRES
Subject: ponder this
If you can answers these questions then you are on your way to
meaning of life.
1) Why do croutons come in an air tight package? They are just stale
2) How can you tell if you run out of invisible ink?
3) Since 21 is pronounced twenty one, and 31 is pronounced thirty
so on up, why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
4) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?