This came to me after one of our street rod club's get-togethers in West Texas:
Why Rednecks Don't
1) No built-in beer/spit-can holder
2) Can't spell MG
3) No room for both wife/girlfriend and dog
4) No place to put a gun rack
5) Don't know what model came after the TR2
6) Can't figure out how to pry off the wire wheel hubcaps
7) Prefer oversteer to understeer (that's an inside joke)
8) Ain't gonna drive no sissy car with a "bonnet" and "skirts"
9) Can't figure how to roll up the window on a TR3
10) Boots don't fit in the boot (groan...)
If you have any others, please let me know. And you don't have to be from the
South/West U.S. to suggest one!