My son sent this to me and I had to share it.
Larry
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Subject: Fw: TRUE report
> > > A little something my brother sent to me:
> > > This from a radio program, a TRUE report of a happening in Michigan: A
> guy
> > > buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000 and has $400+ monthly
> > > payments. He and a friend go duck hunting and of course all the lakes
> are
> > > frozen. These two guys go to the lake with the guns, the dog, the beer
> and
> > > of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get
> ready.
> > > Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the
> ducks,
> > > something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large
> enough
> > > to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it
> is
> > > going to take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of
> the
> > > back of the new Grand Cherokee comes a stick of dynamite with a short,
> > > 40-second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do take into
> consideration
> > > that if they place the stick of dynamite on the ice at a location far
> from
> > > where they are standing (and the new Grand Cherokee), because they
don't
> > > want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when they run from the
> > > burning
> > > fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the resulting blast. They
decide
> to
> > > light this 40-second fuse and throw the dynamite. (Remember a couple
of
> > > paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns and
the
> > > dog?) Yes, the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for retrieving.
> > > Especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes
off
> > > at
> > > a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of
dynamite
> > > with the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The
two
> > > men
> > > yell, scream, wave arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered
on,
> > > keeps coming. One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.
The
> > > shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black
> > > Lab.
> > > The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.
> Another
> > > shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused
and
> of
> > > course terrified, thinking these two Nobel Prize winners have gone
> insane.
> > > The dog takes off to find cover, (with the now really short fuse
burning
> > > on
> > > the stick of dynamite).... under the brand new Cherokee. ----BOOM!----
> > > Dog and Cherokee are blown to bits and sink to the bottom of the lake
in
> a
> > > very large hole, leaving the two idiots standing there with this "I
> can't
> > > believe this happened" look on their faces. The insurance company says
> > > that
> > > sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not
covered.
> A
> > > N
> > > D......... He still had to make those $400+ a month payments!!
> > > ..........
> > > .....And you thought your day was not going well!!!
> > >
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