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> A older woman down south goes into the local newspaper office to
> see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is properly
> written. (She had always been known for her accuracy to details,
> second only to her famous sense of thrift.) Only his beloved Triumph
> remained to remind her of his presence.
>
> The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50
> cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well then, let
> it read, 'Billy Bob died."
>
> Although amused at the woman's cleverness, the editor says,
> "Sorry ma'am there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries."
>
> This causes her to become only a little flustered, so she thinks
> things over for a few seconds. "In that case," she says, "let it
> read, 'Billy Bob died, 1963 Triumph for Sale.
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A older woman down south goes into the local newspaper office to
see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is properly
written. (She had always been known for her accuracy to details,
second only to her famous sense of thrift.) Only his beloved Triumph
remained to remind her of his presence.
The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50
cents a word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well then, let
it read, 'Billy Bob died."
Although amused at the woman's cleverness, the editor says,
"Sorry ma'am there is a 7 word minimum on all obituaries."
This causes her to become only a little flustered, so she thinks
things over for a few seconds. "In that case," she says, "let it
read, 'Billy Bob died, 1963 Triumph for Sale.
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