Don,
You forgot to mention most scissors, golf clubs, baseball gloves and
most irritatingly School desks are made for right handed people. If you
happen to fine one in a left handed version, it will likely cost at
least half again as much as the rightie!
Regards,
Joe Curry
Don Kerr wrote:
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> OK, HEAR THIS, HEAR THIS.
> Is it just me or is there a vast RIGHT wing conspiricy out there?
> Let all be known that if you are not RIGHT handed everything is
> conspired against you .
> Lefties of the world stand up for what the right handers have had for
> years.
> Read on, you'll see why I'm so PO'ed
> Where are the LEFT hand clicks,LEFT hand index pointers,(Look at your
> computor DRAG icon)LEFT hand screw top jars,LEFT side watch winders,
> LEFT hand pencil sharpeners,LEFT hand emergency park brake handles,LEFT
> side toilet paper holders,LEFT
> side answer 'phone buttons,and ad nueseum........I'm ticked, just had to
> move my mouse back to the LEFT side of my desk after some RIGHT handed
> person used it.Like toilet seats, why can't they put 'em where they
> found 'em ! Btw..........In the army I remember my sar'ent major
> saying, "By the LEFT, quick march' left, left, left right left"
> ?..........Oh yer, an' a LEFTtenant, but there again I remember a
> squaddy who thought "Naffy
> van driver" was a Dutchman !
>
> DK............NIL DESPERANDVM ET AL ILLIGITIMVS CARBORVNDOM ET TERRANIUM
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> Ok every body, HEAR THIS.......HEAR THIS.
> DK is getting ticked, there seems to be a world wide conspiricy
> against not a small amount of us.
> Who on these lists is......Left handed.
> This is my problem....
> Every time I use a computor, the little hand pointer is using its
> RIGHT HAND INDEX FINGER ! and
> every time you get a prompt it suggests using the RIGHT mouse button.
> This is not were I live.Anyone else think this stuff is going tooooooo
> far? or am I on my own out here here?.
> Gear shift on the RIGHT.
> Jar tops screw to the RIGHT
> Write from left to RIGHT
> Door handles on the RIGHT
> Radio and ash tray on the RIGHT
> Watch winders for the RIGHT.
> RIGHT hand threads
> Buttons on answer 'phones on the RIGHT and thousands more, blast it !
> DK ............ Nil Desperandum Illigitimus et al Carberundum
> Terrania
>
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