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To: "'triumphs@autox.team.net'" <triumphs@autox.team.net>
Subject: Joke / Humour
From: Chris De Wet <DeWetC1@sapo.co.za>
Date: Thu, 21 Feb 2002 09:41:03 +0200 teamfat2.dsl.aros.net id g1L7dJN21911
Cc: "'Spitfires@autox.team.net'" <Spitfires@autox.team.net>
> Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2
> which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are
> apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was
> to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
> To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several
> other applications, and a successive versions of Girlfriend proved no
> better.
> 
> Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
> time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other
> they caused severe damage to my hardware.
> Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancie 1.0 only to discover that
> this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0 which I
> reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my
> available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse
> 2000.
> Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be
> very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were
> automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
> Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
> requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express
> which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
> Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which
> can't be turned off. 
> When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my TR  programme it often crashes or runs
> the system dry.
> 
> Any Ideas?
> 
> 
>  
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